"Whilst the proximity to the airport is a plus, the hotel itself is severely lacking in amenities, supportive staff and overall maintenance. A last minute booking due to a cancelled flight and a long weary day, no shuttle (despite calling the hotel 4 times only to go to voicemail), no F&B offering apart from old salad from the vending fridge, dilapidated bathroom with no amenities or nice touches one would expect from the Hilton chain. Thankfully the bed was comfy, although I was rudely awoken by...

"Ok"

"I booked the hotel on the basis it had a swimming pool and they are advertising a pool. The hotel has not had a swimming pool since Covid"

"I had a couple of midgets sent up and ordered a 5 gallon drum of Vicks."