"Not clean and smoke smell"

"Fifty-dollar cash deposit was demanded at check-in. Empty (as in dry) Pool. No fridge in room. No coffee maker or ironing board in room. Soap, but no shampoo. Parking area strewn with litter. Basic cable only. Just two towels in bathroom. No 'do not disturb' door hanger. Guests hollering in the halls at night. General third-world vibe. Surprisingly, the wi-fi worked fine. But, to add insult to injury, the only restaurant within walking distance was Captain D's."