"Well, being that there were definitely some shady (though polite) characters outside, the elevator smelled strongly of cigarettes, the room smelled of stale cigarette smoke masked by seeming gallons of pine sol freshly drizzled, the foam pillows were as brittle as if purchased from Kmart in 1996, and there appeared to be some sort of dried splatter (not unlike blood but not certainly the contents of a sauce packet) on one of the wall lampshades, I wasn't expecting to get much sleep. However, I...

"Staff was great but the property is in poor shape."