"Ants on the beds. Ants in the bathroom"

"Regarding cleanliness, there were long hairs on the shower wall. More details aside, a major security issue occurred just minutes after check-in: the receptionist accidentally assigned our room and handed a key to another guest, who then walked into our room. This was a shocking and completely unacceptable security failure by the hotel staff"

"Everything was nice from reception to janitorial."

"Overall an okay stay, dirty floors but the bed felt great. We booked because they had a breakfast buffet available. I came down to get some and bring it up to my sleeping boyfriend, and at the elevator two female staff stopped me and said "You're not allowed to bring breakfast up. Other people are asking because of you" which is such a weird and rude way to phrase it... they never told me this rule at check in, if it was written anywhere I missed it clearly. Waited a minute for my boyfriend to...