"stains on the sheets/bedspreads; 1 cockroach friend; rusty TP holder; broken toilet seat; not enough towels or pillows; broken mini-fridge (freeze-leak-freeze cycles) ; room doors don't shut properly; side entrance to be accessed w/key, never locked/shut tight - open to the wide world; walkway to side entrance, filthy; not an ounce of protein at breakfast; bad coffee, no cream, no decaf; windows key-locked - fire/emergency danger. ample parking"

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