"Decently clean and convenient off the interstate"

"Well, hard time getting checked in to start. Rented 2 rooms under my name and when checking in, the guy at the front asked for young childrens IDs. When I refused to provide because they had nothing to do with the reservation, he got snappy. My first thoughts, unfortunately, went to child trafficking. In years of adulting, I have never been asked for my children's IDs. Rooms were average at best. 1 room did not have a remote control. The location is 100% in a sh it part of town with locals...