"Cheap but not clean"

"Staff was very nice no complaint there at all. Our room wasn’t the best and the shower walls had a slimy residue that made it to where I didn’t even want to shower there anymore."

"No toiletries. No hair dryer. No towels in room. Front desk guy, believe me, it’s not my life mission to go town in town and screw motels for towels. If I say there’s no towels, it’s because there are no towels. Not because I want to keep their below average quality as a souvenir. Oh, and your non smoking reeks of smoke."