"It was great"

"Ants on the beds. Ants in the bathroom"

"Overall an okay stay, dirty floors but the bed felt great. We booked because they had a breakfast buffet available. I came down to get some and bring it up to my sleeping boyfriend, and at the elevator two female staff stopped me and said "You're not allowed to bring breakfast up. Other people are asking because of you" which is such a weird and rude way to phrase it... they never told me this rule at check in, if it was written anywhere I missed it clearly. Waited a minute for my boyfriend to...

"The keys demagnetize immediately licking you out of the room. You are required to sign up for service such as clea"