"No coffee maker in room"

"i must have gotten some kind of a deal when i booked through expedia, because the VALUE i got for the price i paid was utterly insane. i was placed into a *gorgeous* king size room with a stunning view that had a separate sitting area, huge super comfy soft bed, and massive bathroom with shower and separate soaking tub. EVERY single staff member i encountered from check in to check out was over the top friendly, and i felt like my patronage of this hotel was incredibly valuable. i never write...