"I don't like going to a hotel where the front desk guy is always drunk"

"It's nice to be able to do laundry. Not a lot of htels have laundry. The front desk staff was welcoming and nice."

"Well, it’s been a whole week since I’ve checked out a full seven days and I still haven’t got my security deposit back. That’s always a fun gamble?"

"This is the 2nd time I have booked a room at this location. Both times they didn't have the room I reserved blaming it on the booking site. I requested king size smoking and didn't get the room either booking."