"If you like cheap hotels and enjoy windows that aren't soundproof, next to a busy road, beds that are saggy, bathrooms that are dirty, rooms that are in need of repair, and an approach that smells of urine. This is the hotel for you. If you don't like those things, try any other hotel ever. The selling point for the hotel is the parking, right next to Cabot Circus, but that is literally all it has going for it."