"If you’re looking for a motel that’s spotless, this place has you covered. Seriously — the rooms are so clean you’ll wonder if they’re hiding the dirt in one of the 47 empty lots outside. The staff is ridiculously friendly too, like suspiciously friendly. They greet you like they’re relieved someone finally showed up.
Now for the location:
Imagine the middle of nowhere… then go ten more miles… then sprinkle in about thirty stray cats holding a committee meeting in the parking lot. That’s this...
"If you’re looking for a motel that’s spotless, this place has you covered. Seriously — the rooms are so clean you’ll wonder if they’re hiding the dirt in one of the 47 empty lots outside. The staff is ridiculously friendly too, like suspiciously friendly. They greet you like they’re relieved someone finally showed up.
Now for the location:
Imagine the middle of nowhere… then go ten more miles… then sprinkle in about thirty stray cats holding a committee meeting in the parking lot. That’s this...
Jeremiah