I have never encountered a property in this condition. While there were genuine positives, the maintenance issues were too significant to overlook.
THE CONCERNS
From the moment we arrived, the signs of neglect were visible. The entrances were covered in cobwebs, the outdoor deck including the furniture was visibly dirty, and the leaves in the back were not cleaned up. With a group that included kids, my concern about ticks was immediate.
Inside wasn't much better. The first-floor bathroom had tiny moisture bugs on the floor and along the bathtub walls, a loose toilet seat, and a shower drain so clogged the water rose to my ankles. The same moisture bugs were present on the kitchen floor.
Upstairs, the ceiling fan in the bedroom had cobwebs. Most alarming: I found a loose utility knife blade - sharp side facing outward - at the base of the bunk bed.
WHAT WORKED
The host was responsive when contacted, though resolution took time.
The house itself was a great size for our party of 9. The ACs worked well, appliances were clean and functional, beds were comfortable, and linens were fresh. Umbrellas and folding chairs were a nice touch. The location was ideal for our trip.
BOTTOM LINE
Either standards have slipped or inspections aren't being conducted before guest arrivals. A property this size deserves proper pre-stay walkthroughs, especially when expecting families with children.