"We arrived to room not ready by check in time.Room was at 28°, air-conditioning not on. Once able to work, it was a gentle waft of air (room temperature dropped 5 degrees in 7 hours).
There was a long hair and piece of dirty loo roll on toilet floor.
Shower was hard to regulate, water flow at sink was minimal cold and no hot.
At breakfast (approx 08.00). There was (as 2 coach loads of old crustys) NO table available. Had to get one (on it's own, felt like like naughty school boys sent to the corner) made up. The food.... most was non existent, it was like a plague of locusts had descended.
Managed a couple of rounds, minus butter, of toast and one cup of coffee as that was all available.
Certainly won't be returning...."