2/10
This is not a hotel, but a unit within a townhouse complex. It's in the middle of a sketchy neighbourhood with very little English. Instead of a 9 minute drive from the airport (according to google maps) our cab driver spent 60 minutes trying to find it, even asked 3 people for directions. Because it wasn't a hotel, no one had heard of it.
The two-room townhouse was...well, "budget" would be putting it kindly. The rooms are small, dirty, the air was thick with mosquitos and mildew, I had to cover my pillow in the towel provided because it smelled mouldy. The bathroom was grimey and we did have to kill a big cockroach. Also, THERE IS NO WIFI at all. We were all a bit spooked by this place.
To their credit, the young man and woman who we had to "check-out" with (if you can call it that) were very kind and gave us their hotspot to find an uber to gtfo the next day.
While it was cheap, I would not stay there again, and would recommend this place only for the fearless and (very) frugal.