"It would be nice to not run out of toilet paper Would be nice to have a toilet that flushes properly Would be nice to have decent waitstaff Would be nice to not feel compelled to avoid the receptionist For $400 a night I thought I’d get that at least"

"The bar is better thn the resturant. Z was an amazing bartendar. The front desk staff are so nice and helpful. this was my second stay at The Melrose."