Lazy River Ranch | Events | Pickleball | Billiards | Golf

Summary:

Welcome to the Lazy River Ranch, a secluded 72-acre retreat in the heart of Texas Hill Country, just 7 miles from downtown Boerne and under an hour from San Antonio. This expansive property offers a luxurious main house and a unique pool house, all designed for an unforgettable stay. Lazy River Ranch comfortably sleeps up to 18 guests with accommodations that include five king beds, two queen beds, two twin beds, and a sofa bed.



The Space:

We’re happy to consider hosting events at the property with prior approval. If you’re planning a special gathering, this property is perfect for micro-weddings and events! We allow up to 50 guests. Please contact us for more details!



Main House

The Main House offers over 5,000 sq. ft. of refined living space, featuring five generously sized bedrooms and five full bathrooms. With multiple living areas and soaring ceilings, the home blends comfort, functionality, and sophistication. The gourmet kitchen boasts modern appliances and custom cabinetry, making it ideal for preparing meals for family and friends. Accommodations include two primary suites, each with a king bed, two additional bedrooms with king beds, a trundle room with two trundles (each featuring a queen on top and a twin on the bottom), and a loft with a sleeper sofa. The main home accommodates up to 16 guests.



Please note: The sunroom offers great views, but due to its glass design, it may get warm during the day and won't hold a consistent temperature. Keep the doors closed as much as possible to retain the inside temperature.



Pool House

The Pool House is a cozy one-bedroom with a king bed, one bathroom, space spanning almost 1,400 sq. ft. It provides direct access to the resort-style lazy river and pool, hot tub, and fire pits, making it a perfect spot to unwind. This home accommodates 2 guests, but can accommodate 3 if someone would like to sleep on the couch.



***Guest House (This home is not included in this listing. If you would like to rent this home in addition to the Main House and Pool House, please contact us for assistance)

Overlooking a scenic canyon with year-round live water springs, the Guest House features three bedrooms, two bathrooms, a patio with a hot tub, and nearly 1,800 sq. ft. of recently renovated space. Rustic charm meets modern comfort, making it an ideal retreat. This home has two king beds in separate bedrooms, and a queen bunk bed, for a total of four beds that can accommodate up to 8 guests.



Guest Access:

Guests have full access to 2 residences, pictured outdoor areas, and game spaces, except a few locked closets and barns, which will remain secure.



- 5 king beds

- 2 regular queen beds and 2 twin beds underneath (trundle room)

- 6 full bathrooms

- 2 kitchens

- 1 kitchenette

- 1 sunroom with a Ping Pong Table

- TVs equipped with Roku streaming (log in with your own accounts)

- 3 patios

- 1 covered hangout area with a Blackstone grill

- Pool table room

- Water Features: A Keith Zars-designed lazy river with a swim-up bar and fire pit

- Junior Olympic-sized swimming pool

- Mini Golf

- Driving Range (please feel free to bring your own clubs. We have right-handed clubs available - 9 iron, pitching wedge, 8 iron, 7 iron, and putter.)

- Sport Court - Basketball & Pickleball

- Shuffleboard

- Fire pit

- Expansive outdoor seating for evening gatherings

- Fully fenced and private property

- 2 Washer/Dryer sets (1 in each home)

- Yoga mats, straps and blocks available



Experience the tranquility and luxury of Lazy River Ranch—your perfect Texas Hill Country escape!



The Neighborhood:

Lazy River Ranch is just minutes from Boerne’s historic Main Street, known for its boutique shops, local eateries, and small-town charm. San Antonio’s attractions, including the River Walk and historic missions, are an easy day trip away.



Nearby Towns & Cities:

- Boerne (5 miles) - (pronounced “Bernie”) is known for its quaint, picturesque streets lined with boutiques, art galleries, restaurants, and coffee shops called the Hill Country Mile.

- Luckenbach (30 miles) - home to the iconic Luckenbach Texas Dance Hall, where visitors can enjoy local performances and jam sessions.

- Fredericksburg (40 miles) - a major hub in the Texas Hill Country wine region, with over 50 wineries, breweries, and distilleries in the area.



Restaurants & Bars Nearby:

- Saint Tryphon Farm & Vineyard (5 miles) - OUR FAVORITE! Local award-winning wines, crafted with minimal intervention

- Black Board BarBQ (9 miles) - another FAVORITE! Authentic Texas Craft BarBQ

- Peggy’s on the Green (9 miles) – Upscale Southern cuisine in a historic setting

- Cibolo Creek Brewing Co. (9 miles) – Local craft beer & farm-to-table food

- The Dienger Trading Co. (9 miles) – Café & bakery in a historic landmark

- The Creek Restaurant (9 miles) – Romantic riverside dining with classic American dishes

- Blacksmith Grill (9 miles) – Burgers, sandwiches, and casual fare

- Dodging Duck Brewhaus (9 miles) – Brewpub with great beer & comfort food

- 259 Brantley’s Bistro (9 miles) – Locally sourced dishes & wine selection

- Compadres Hill Country Cocina (9 miles) – Tex-Mex & margaritas

- Random Beer Garden (10 miles) – Huge outdoor beer garden with live music

- The Bevy Hotel Bar (9 miles) – Stylish cocktails & small plates

- Salvador Dobbs (9 miles) – Trendy cocktail bar with live music



Outdoor Recreation Nearby:

- Boerne City Lake Park (9 miles)

- Cave Without a Name (18 miles)

- Guadalupe River State Park (25 miles)

- Joshua Creek Ranch (9 miles) – hunting & skeet shooting

- Natural Bridge Caverns (30 miles)

- Six Flags Fiesta Texas (25 miles)

- SeaWorld San Antonio (40 miles)

- Schlitterbahn Waterpark (60 miles)

- Rockin’ R River Rides (60 miles) – tubing on the Guadalupe River

- Enchanted Rock State Natural Area (55 miles) - please make a reservation first!



Getting Around:

A car is a must in the Texas Hill Country. Some local companies offer guided tours that take visitors to popular destinations, wineries, and attractions in the area.



Interaction with Guests:

We're delighted to have you as our guest and are committed to making your stay comfortable and enjoyable. Whether you have questions, or concerns, or need assistance, please feel free to contact us via phone call, your preferred booking application, or email. We're here to assist you with our home!