"Rummet hade en heltäckningsmatta som såg ut och luktade som om den inte blivit rengjord sen 70-talet. Princip obefintligt vattentryck i dushen och frukosten var under all kritik. Stökiga gäster festade i korridorerna och jag som kvinna kände mig inte trygg att gå till mitt rum ensam utan min partner. Vi åkte hem efter en natt trots att vi betalat för hela helgen. Enda plusset var att tjejen i receptionen var väldigt trevlig och förstående när vi checkade ut och undrade om hon kunde göra något...

"Everything was as advertised."

"Tolles kleines Hotel mit viel Lego im Zimmer und im Frühstücksraum. Ruhig gelegen in einer Nebenstraße mit Anbindung zum Bus in das Zentrum etwa 12 Minuten. Die Bein Kirche ist nur 100meter entfernt. Gutes Frühstück für kleinen Aufpreis etwa 10€. Hat viel Spaß gemacht im Legohotel."

"It rained very hard while we were there and the roof dripped into our room. There was a huge puddle almost slipped in. They do not speak English which made things harder. The checkin and getting your key seems self explanatory but yet it isn’t and doesn’t work. The breakfast they have tongs but no one uses them. There was only one pastry. If you like hot dogs or sausage I guess you are good"

"The room smelled entirely of mold and dampness. In fact, there were mold stains everywhere, and the walls hadn’t even been whitewashed. There were insect remains all over the place. There were no mosquito nets, so the room was full of mosquitoes. ​Although there was an AC unit, they demanded extra money just to use it—I have never seen such a ridiculous thing in my life. To make matters worse, the bed literally smelled like urine, and the sheets were incredibly thin and torn to shreds. I...