Welcome to The Funk! This wild and wonderfully weird 3BR, 2BA home is bursting with personality. Kick back in the vibrant living room, cook it up in the roomy kitchen, or binge your faves on one of FIVE TVs. The backyard is the real star—hot tub, BBQ, yard games, and hangout vibes all day long. Stroll to Olde Town’s buzzing cafés, breweries, and shops, or hop on the light rail for a quick, easy ride straight into Denver!
We respect your privacy and offer flexible interaction. Self-check-in is available upon arrival. Feel at home and reach out via phone, text, or your booking app for any questions or local recommendations. We're here to assist before, during, and after your stay.
Just blocks from Olde Town Arvada, Clear Creek Trail, and Willis Case Golf Course. From leafy parks to local shops and cafés, everything you want is close by. Immerse yourself in friendly community vibes and easy access to Denver and beyond.
WALKING DISTANCES:
Olde Town Arvada - 10 minutes
McIlvoy Park ~8 minutes
Light rail station ~5 minutes drive/walkish access
DRIVING DISTANCES:
Arvada Center for the Arts & Humanities ~8 min
Downtown Denver / Union Station ~15 min
Denver International Airport ~35 min
Boulder ~40 min
Golden ~25 min
The entire home will be yours. Please make yourself at home!
KEY AMENITIES:
✦Firepit
✦BBQ Grill
✦Hot Tub
✦Games: Cornhole, Connect four, Cup Pong, Darts, Foosball, Board games
✦Five TVs
✦ Retro Game Console
✦Office: Desk + Chair + Monitor
✦Coffee, tea, and cooking essentials
✦Shampoo, conditioner, and body wash
✦Blackout curtains
✦In-suite washer/dryer
✦Half mile to Olde Town Arvada
✦Simple, automated, and contactless check-in
✦E-manual filled with local favorites
🌟🌟OUTDOOR SPACE🌟🌟
Kick back under the stars in the hot tub or challenge your crew to a lively game of cornhole. The backyard is packed with fun, featuring lawn darts, a giant Connect Four, and plenty of space for friendly competition. Fire up the BBQ grill and enjoy a delicious meal, then cap off the evening with s’mores around the firepit. Enjoy peace of mind in the fully fenced yard, designed for privacy, safety, and carefree relaxation for all.
🌟🌟 3 UNIQUE BEDROOMS🌟🌟
Each bedroom is thoughtfully designed with comfort and personality in mind, offering plush mattresses, cozy linens, and blackout curtains for a restful sleep.
✔ Bedroom 1: KING BED + 40” TV + ENSUITE
✔ Bedroom 2: QUEEN BED + 32” TV + desk, chair, and computer monitor.
✔ Bedroom 3: QUEEN BED + 32” TV
🌟🌟2 BATHROOMs 🌟🌟
The bathrooms feature premium shampoo, conditioner, body wash, a hair dryer, and plush towels to add a touch of luxury.
✔ Bathroom 1: Walk in shower (Master bedroom ensuite)
✔ Bathroom 2: Full tub + shower combo
🌟🌟 LIVING ROOM + DINING AREA🌟🌟
The living room invites you to kick back in style, featuring a comfortable sectional, large TV, and cozy fireplace for added warmth. Gather at the dining table, perfect for shared meals, board games, or catching up after a day of adventure. A washer and dryer are also conveniently located for your use.
🌟🌟 KITCHEN🌟🌟
The kitchen is stocked with everything you need to cook like a pro, from cookware and bakeware to stylish dishware. Stainless steel appliances add both function and modern style, while backyard views brighten the space. Start your mornings with the drip and K-cup coffee maker, complete with a generous supply of complimentary coffee.
SECURITY CAMERAS: For your safety, cameras are installed outside the property, monitoring all entrances. These monitor exterior areas only. There are no cameras inside the home, ensuring your full privacy.
Once a week, our team will stop by to take out the trash or service the hot tub. They won’t enter the home. You might also see snow removal in winter or lawn care in summer. These visits may or may not fall during your stay.
NO SMOKING: Smoking of any kind is forbidden inside and will result in a minimum fine of $500.
CHILD PROOFING: While some childproofing measures have been taken, the property is not completely childproof. Guests acknowledge and accept responsibility for any risks to children or infants while they are on the premises.
